Jef

Alanis is BRILLIANT

Sat, 29 Oct 2005 07:17:08 GMT

You know how us Catholic girls can be
We make up for so much time a little too late
I never forgot it, confusing as it was
No fun with no guilt feelings
The sinners, the saviors, the loverless priests
I'll see you next Sunday
I confessed my darkest deeds to an envious man
What I learned I rejected but I believe again
I suffered the consequences of this inquisition
If I jump in this fountain, will I be forgiven

We all had delusions in our head
We all had our minds made up for us
We had to believe in something
So we did

Quizy

Wed, 17 Aug 2005 20:44:15 GMT

The answers will be in the comment thread, dont cheat.

1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
2. How many states are there in the USA?
3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

I Omitted 4 because it was stupid

5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?
6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?
7. How many matches are in a standard pack?
8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?
9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?
11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?
13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?
14. Which way do fans rotate?
15. How many sides does a stop sign have?
16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?
17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
21. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?
22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?
23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?
25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?

I've Never:

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 08:40:45 GMT

(x) I've Never Been Drunk
(x) I've Never Smoked Pot
(x) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
(x) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
(x) I've Never Been To Japan
( ) Ive Never Been In A Taxi
( ) I've Never Been In Love
( ) I've Never Been Dumped
(x) I've Never Done Cocaine
( ) I've Never Shoplifted
(x) I've Never Been Fired
(x) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
(x) I've Never Had Group Intercourse
( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
( ) I've Never Been Tied Up
(x) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
(x) I've Never Been Arrested
(x) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
(x) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
(x) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
(x) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
( ) I've Never Lied To A Friend
(x) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
(x) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
(x) I've Never Been To Europe
( ) I've Never Skipped School
(x) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
(x) I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
(x) I've Never Had Sex At The Office
(x) I've Never Been Married
(x) I've Never Been Divorced
(x) I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
(x) I've Never Posed Nude
(x) I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
(x) I've Never Killed Anyone
(x) I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
(x) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
(x) I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire.
( ) I've Never Eaten Sushi
(x) I've Never Been Snowboarding
(x) I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party
(x) I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
( ) I've Never Flashed Anyone.
( ) I've Never Met Anyone From Online.

........so wait... wtf have I done?
I need a life

This Just Can't Be Right

Sun, 12 Jun 2005 08:34:02 GMT

Your English Skills:

Vocabulary: 100%

Punctuation: 80%

Spelling: 80%

Grammar: 80%

You Take It

Clearly there is a mistake

So Explain This

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 03:29:49 GMT

Dear West Campus Fresh Food Co,
Why are your plates and cups bigger, but trays smaller?
Love, Jef
P.S. Your food is very good, thanks.

Back

Wed, 13 Apr 2005 06:57:52 GMT

I've been up for 40 hours straight now. OK so this is no record sure, i know. But factor in 500 miles driven 5+ miles walked and a hectic schedule for 2 days, and here i am. Oh the details which i will give soon will be splendid.
Quick Note: That was the most fags i have ever been around in my life, and in celebration i would like to become straight, almost all of them should die because they are worthless human beings.
Love

Thank You For Making My Life

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 07:53:05 GMT

So Store 24 is now the same company as Lil' Peach and Tedeshi. And well their orange soda is now TD Select, no longer Store 24 select, but still the same great taste. This means that when im at home a 1 mile trip down the street will yield me, essentially, 24 Select Orange Soda!!

Wed, 16 Feb 2005 20:57:00 GMT

You scored as Jason Varitek. You are a natural leader and are highly respected by many. You are tough and will duke it out with any purple-lipped princess when it comes to defending your buddies, which makes you a very loyal friend. Oh Captain, my captain!

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Jason Varitek

87%

Curt Schilling

80%

Kevin Millar

60%

Mark Bellhorn

57%

Theo Epstein

57%

David Ortiz

57%

Johnny Damon

47%

Manny Ramirez

27%

Which Red Sox Player Are You?

Friday Before Saturday, On The Weekend Of The 12th Of February

Sat, 12 Feb 2005 02:32:51 GMT

Its been a while, but I've been holding my head up high. A lot has been going on, but nothing has changed. All my new classes are progressing right along. Writing is going pretty well, I haven't had any grades returned to me but I feel like I have a good grasp on what's going on. One big paper was already due and it went pretty smooth, I hope for a B-. Earth Science is pretty basic. No exams yet but I am not at all worried. Physics is a bit of a bitch. I love the material and the class, but I hate the way it is taught. I feel like the professor doesn't explain anything and discussion is just pointless. The TA, who is sexy, just gets up there and writes up all the equations to solve one or two of the homework problems and then we take a really easy group quiz. I have found that I need to teach myself all of the materia, but that isn't always easy. I hope I can pull off a decent grade. Then there is Stats with Lisa. Love the class, Love the professor. Well ok so the class isn't all that great, its easy and uninteresting material, I just enjoy being in the class with Lisa teaching, maybe its a sick obsession.
OK so that is it for the classes.

On to the love life, wait I mean lack there of. For privacy concerns I will give the boy of my current interest a nickname, from here on out he will be referred to as....hmmmm. Well lets go with Colin, the name of the 11 year old boy I ran over and was in the trunk of the Duster for years. So "Colin" is this really cool kid I happened to meet, very luckily, at the end of last semester. We have hung out a few times, mostly to watch football, and once to go shopping. He is yet to decide on a team, so I need to be careful of that; more on that later. We talk online a bunch, but nothing too serious. Any sort of interest we show towards eachother comes with a heavily joking overtone. Despite this there does seem to be some interest. We are at the point now where I would certainly consider dating Colin, the only holdup is him. This is perfectly fine with me, I believe taking things slow is the best way to go anyway. I also need to be careful because he is confused. It could make things messy, it is entirely possible that we could go on one real date and he will decide its not for him. Or it could go on a little longer. He may like it, and we get a little more serious, then he is confronted with a proof he can no longer deny and the only way to return to his safe shell is to lose me. I mean I cant help but realize that a 21 year old is still confused, and maybe its on purpose. Maybe he is confused because he doesn't want to know, so if he ever finds out he will try and forget he ever knew. Now don't get me wrong I don't think he is manipulative like that at all or else I would not be talking to him, but I cant let it completely wash from my head. He is, after all, in no way indebted to me. I am just some kid he met and we get along well, it is entirely logical to assume he would leave me in a flash to save his own self image. So ya, I'm trying to weigh the pros and cons and be careful not to get into something too deep without having very many answers. At the same time I don't want to pass up a great opportunity on an awesome guy.

Love ya fools

Sat, 29 Jan 2005 04:18:16 GMT

We have over run your computer!! Oh and that is not all, 529 is now a female room. You should NOT have given us your key and you should not have taken so long with SPED. See what happens when we are bored. But remember, we love you Jef!!

xoxox
Kiki and Peaches

Wed, 26 Jan 2005 21:40:28 GMT

What Would You do if...
I was piss drunk on the floor:
I cried:
I said I liked you:
I kissed you:
I was hospitalized:
I ran away from home:
I got in a fight and you were there:
I got dumped:
I pissed you off:

What Do You Think Of My...
Personality:
Eyes:
Face:
Hair:
Clothes:
Voice:
Humor:
Choice of music:
Mannerisms:
Family:
Friends:
Decisions:

Would You...
Be my friend:
Tell me the truth no matter what:
Lie to make me feel better:
Spread rumors about me:
Keep a secret if I told you one:
Loan me some cash:
Hold my hand:
Take a bullet for me:
Keep in touch:
Try and solve my problems:
Love me:
makeout with me:
hold me in times of need:
Have sex with me:
Ditch me:
Use me:
Date me:
Rape me:
Beat me up:

Thu, 13 Jan 2005 02:44:09 GMT

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg
The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mind. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in
a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the first and last
ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you
can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid
deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt

Wed, 12 Jan 2005 06:19:04 GMT

jennymarie575: so don't tell anyone but I miss boston

Spoken like a yankee fan

My Friends Love Me

Fri, 07 Jan 2005 04:22:08 GMT

Proof? Colin wrote me this ditty

jef be so neat
a man juz no one can beat

he started to a fuma'
when dealing with that puma

mention the name mariah
and you think he woulda die-ah

for someone with an ok toosh
how could he like that guy bush?

when driving with him, you feel safe
and he'll bone anyone who's a waif

for each bitch of his, he has a special name
although, they're wicked gay and wicked lame

nevermind that about jef our stud
for he makes a funny and likeable bud

Emotions, Deeper Than I've Ever Dreamed Of

Tue, 28 Dec 2004 07:42:15 GMT

I decided to diagnose myself today, i suffer from Hyper Emotional Displacement Disorder. Im pretty sure i made it up, but its a good name for how i feel. Allow me to explain. I dont show emotions towards other people very often, i do what a lot of people do and just push them aside. I suppose that leaves me with a lot of unfelt emotions stored away somewhere inside me. Now what made me come to this realization; Movies. Every time i watch a movie i think i feel way too much emotion. These days the slightest happy moment in a movie makes me feel so good and proud, and a sad scene literally makes my eyes water, even if its not a particularly emotional scene. It feels odd and i cant control it. So i decided its because i suffer from Hyper Emotional Displacement Disorder. The cure to me seems as though i need someone to love, and be loved by, and share emotions with. This leads to a problem. My emotions grab a hold of the solution and try to plug anyone in to fill this void, so i end up wanting to settle for just about anyone who comes along. Thankfully everyone who has come along just stops talking to me so i havent had to drop my standards, but its worrisome none the less.

Silly Asians

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 20:23:54 GMT

In December, the longtime North Korean ambassador to China issued another of his periodic rants in Beijing denouncing the 150-mile-long, 20 foot tall, 45 foot thick, concrete "wall of division" that South Korea built 20 years ago that "artificially bisects" Korea. Despite the description, according to The New York Times and numerous diplomats from many countries who have visited the area, there is no wall there of any kind and never has been.

Don't Give Me That Shit

Fri, 10 Dec 2004 07:32:53 GMT

Anyone who doesn't do this is getting removed from my friends list
No seriously i mean it.

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
28. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Have we ever had sex?
33. Do you want to have sex with me?
34. Do you miss me?
35. Do you think i miss you?
36. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?

Thu, 02 Dec 2004 08:09:33 GMT

When you're safe inside your room you tend to dream...
Of a place where nothings harder than it seems.

Parody

Wed, 01 Dec 2004 23:21:44 GMT

Love Muffin is ohh so emo
Sorry but I ain't never seen an....
Ass Like That
Everytime I smell the 4th floor
It make my peepee go
Da-Doing Doing Doing

(ok my current mood is a joke)

I Think This Will Be Fun

Wed, 01 Dec 2004 05:35:01 GMT

And it'll be nice to look back on when i forget even more than i do now.

Age: 0-5 [Toddler]
When were you born?: 7.10.1983
What was your first word?: mum
What was your favorite television show?: seseme street
What was your favorite movie?: The NeverEnding Story
Do you have any siblings?: mmhmmmm
If so, give their names and ages: Ronnie-23 Decone-18
Did you have any pets?: no
Did you have a best friend? Who?: at 5, no
Did you have a favorite relative?: Sitty of course
What is the most memorable moment from these years?: i dont remember much from back then, do you?

Age: 6-12 [Childhood/Preteen]
What was the name of your elementary school?: Rose L. MacDonald
Did you get a boyfriend/girlfriend during any of these years? Who?: Nope.
What was your favorite year of elementary school? Why?: 3rd Mrs Lopes was great!
Who was your favorite teacher?: oops i jumped the gen, Mrs Lopes
Who was your least favorite teacher?: Mrs Wiesenthal..... fuckin jew
What was the reason for your first detention?: I finished high school without ever having detention...
Who was your best friend during these years?: Patrick
What was your favorite television show?: The Weather Channel
What was your favorite movie?: The NeverEnding Story... still
What was your favorite song?: Can't Let Go ~ Mariah
What is the most memorable moment from these years?: New Kids On The Block concert!!

Age: 13-16 [Teenager]
What high school did/are/do you go(ing) to?: WeeBee and Southeatern hahahaha
Who was/is/are your best friend(s)?: Patrick and Kris
What was/is your favorite class?: Math
Who was/is your favorite teacher?: Mrs Round and Mrs Cleary
Who was/is your least favorite teacher?: Mr Gagnee
Who was/is your boyfriend/girlfriend during these years?: Jen Cote haha
What was your most prized possession? Why?: Mariah CD's
Were you ever suspended or expelled? Why? obviously not.
Were you still a virgin during these years?: Yup
What was your favorite television show?: The Weather Channel
What was your favorite movie?: Scream
What was your favorite song?: Looking In ~ Mariah
What is the most memorable moment from these years?: Figuring out i was a homo =)

Age: 17-18 [Young Adult]
Still going to the aformentioned high school? If not, where?: Coyle and WeeBee for these ages
Did you get into any major fights with your parents?: Ya
Did you ever make-up?: Yup
Who was your best friend(s)?: Patrick and Chris
Did you have any pets?: Shanel
What was your favorite class?: Calc
What was your least favorite class?: French
Who was your favorite teacher?: Mrs Peckham
Who was your least favorite teacher?: They were all good those years
Did you graduate? What year?: Ya 2002
What was your favorite television show?: The Weather Channel
What was your favorite movie?: Life As A House
What was your favorite song?: All I've Ever Wanted
What is the most memorable memory from these years?: First Kiss

Age: 18+ [Grown-Up]
How old are you now?: 21
Do you miss your childhood?: Some of it
Do you feel old?: Nope
Do you now, now that I've asked?: Not at all
Are you glad that this quiz is over? Why?: It could have been a lot better

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 19:38:25 GMT

The best part of living in a city with millions of lights is.....
Its nice to think that one of them might be shining on You!

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 08:09:12 GMT

<td bgcolor="#dedede">Trait</td> <td bgcolor="#dedede">Score</td> <td width="33%" bgcolor="#dedede">low score</td> <td width="33%" bgcolor="#dedede">high score</td>

Sociability	13%	socially reserved, detached	friendly, open
Aggressiveness	92%	mild mannered, uncompetitive	predatory, domineering
Assertiveness	44%	introverted, loner	controlling, aggressive
Activity Level	18%	relaxed, laid back	vigorous, high energy
Excitement-Seeking	45%	sedate, restrained	adventurous, wild
Enthusiasm	16%	somber, pessimistic	cheerful, optimistic
Trust	24%	suspicious of others	trusting of others
Submissiveness	31%	rebellious, lawless	dutiful, obedient, compliant
Altruism	50%	selfish, cold, austere	helpful, selfless, indulgent
Cooperation	51%	argumentitive, confrontational	conflict averse, meek
Modesty	46%	arrogant, self-satisfied	humble, unassuming, doormat
Sympathy	50%	callous, heartless	empathetic, warm
Confidence	86%	not confident in work	confident in work, egoistic
Neatness	98%	disorganized, messy	planner, clean, anal
Dutifulness	78%	dishonest, derelict	honest, rule abiding, proper
Achievement	85%	lazy, unmotivated	driven, goal oriented
Self-Discipline	77%	procrastinator	responsible, efficient
Cautiousness	52%	spontaneous, daring, reckless	careful, controlled, safe
Anxiety	87%	relaxed, fearless	fearful, worrier
Volatility	40%	calm, cool	touchy, tempermental
Depression	41%	content, balanced	emotional, self hating
Self-Consciousness	61%	confident, assured	low self esteem, shy
Impulsiveness	47%	high self control	low self control
Vulnerability	16%	resilient, unphased	confused, helpless
Imagination	51%	practical, realistic	dreamer, unrealistic
Artistic Interests	5%	artistic indifference	art, nature, beauty lover
Introspection	24%	not self reflective	self searching
Adventurousness	5%	conventional, safe	spontaneous, bold
Intellect	70%	instinctive, non-analytical	intellectual, analytical
Liberalism	38%	conservative, traditional	progressive, open

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Here's A Good One

Mon, 29 Nov 2004 06:18:20 GMT

So Aly lives really a good 15min walk down the street. Its what 3 T stops? So she drives over to hang out because obviously that's too far to walk, i mean come on. She parks in front of the HoJo. We watched "Life As A House" one of my favorite movies, because wow Hayden is hot, and whoa it makes me cry. What else do you need for a great movie? Anyway it gets over just a couple of minutes after midnight and Aly goes "oooooo i gotta move my car i gotta move my car", and is freaking out major. Apparently that's street cleaning time and they tow all the cars in the way, good idea Boston. I look out the window and there is a tow truck backed up to Alys car. Funny thing is i say Aly go theres a truck right there. What does she do but come over to look. Then she bolts it out the door... without the keys or shoes or anything. I chase after with her bag and shoes but i am shoe and walletless. I try to give her the stuff but she continues to freak out and doesn't take it. So i stand in the lobby and she bolts out the door to her car. But wait she doesn't have the keys and they really do help when you try to move a car. Ohh she is shoeless still and its 40deg and raining. So i chase her down and give her the stuff. She only takes her keys and vooms off. So im standing there not sure what to do with all her crap in my hands. 10min later she comes waltzing across Comm Ave barefoot and we are both freezing out tooties off. Man that was a good one. I think i have frost bite.

Sat, 20 Nov 2004 21:50:05 GMT

Peoples Court Opera?

Sat, 20 Nov 2004 06:13:02 GMT

Tonight was nice. I had a little bit of a date. Ryan and I went to a Peoples Court Opera at BOCO. Yeah I dont know what that means either, but it was pretty fun. The black girl sitting next to us was hilarious. After we went to Wendys and then parted ways on our walk home.
That's enough of a review you don't need a step by step breakdown of the night, even though that is pretty much exactly what i just gave you.

Anywho i enjoyed the night. I hope I wasn't too big of a fool. He was pretty cute and had a great personality. Very few people can make me laugh, because quiet frankly people arnt funny. I have an odd sense of humor to say the least so i dont laugh at your typical things. I found myself humored by his stories so that was a good sign. I found his overall antics satisfying and attractive. I was a bit nervous as i always get, but i think i settled down and tried to be Jef. That is the problem though, i tried to act they way i act in a normal social setting with friends, but that never works. You cant try to be yourself it just normally happens, so i likely didn't seem exactly as i am but that is of course to be expected on a first date. I dont feel like saying much about a possible future because who knows, all i can say is i hope we get to hang out again and see how things go.

And on we go. After Wendys i went to Jens room and we watched Aladdin. Great movie, i hadnt seen it in ages. Along with the night i was devirginized at the Shelton Late Nite. Its odd because ive been to the Shelton dhall probably twice as much as all the other dhalls combined, if not more, yet never been to Shelton Late Nite, hmmm. Ohh and apparently i felt up Kikis ass, i thought it was Jens arm oops. I drank a litre of Diet Pepsi and now im not tired and theres no one online. Ohh well ill go amuse myself now because this entry is officially OVER.