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    Saturday, October 29th, 2005
    3:17 am
    Alanis is BRILLIANT
    You know how us Catholic girls can be
    We make up for so much time a little too late
    I never forgot it, confusing as it was
    No fun with no guilt feelings
    The sinners, the saviors, the loverless priests
    I'll see you next Sunday
    I confessed my darkest deeds to an envious man
    What I learned I rejected but I believe again
    I suffered the consequences of this inquisition
    If I jump in this fountain, will I be forgiven

    We all had delusions in our head
    We all had our minds made up for us
    We had to believe in something
    So we did
    Wednesday, August 17th, 2005
    4:44 pm
    Quizy
    The answers will be in the comment thread, dont cheat.

    1. On a standard traffic light, is the green on the top or bottom?
    2. How many states are there in the USA?
    3. In which hand is the Statue of Liberty's torch?

    I Omitted 4 because it was stupid

    5. What two numbers on the telephone dial don't have letters by them?
    6. When you walk does your left arm swing with your right or left leg?
    7. How many matches are in a standard pack?
    8. On the United States flag is the top stripe red or white?
    9. What is the lowest number on the FM dial?
    10. Which way does water go down the drain, counter or clockwise?
    11. Which way does a "no smoking" sign's slash run?
    12. How many channels on a VHF TV dial?
    13. On which side of a women's blouse are the buttons?
    14. Which way do fans rotate?
    15. How many sides does a stop sign have?
    16. Do books have even-numbered pages on the right or left side?
    17. How many lug nuts are on a standard car wheel?
    18. How many sides are there on a standard pencil?
    19. Sleepy, Happy, Sneezy, Grumpy, Dopey, Doc. Who's missing?
    20. How many hot dog buns are in a standard package?
    21. On which playing card is the card maker's trademark?
    22. On which side of a Venetian blind is the cord that adjusts the opening between the slats?
    23. There are 12 buttons on a touch tone phone. What 2 symbols bear no digits?
    24. How many curves are there in the standard paper clip?
    25. Does a merry-go-round turn counter or clockwise?
    Sunday, June 12th, 2005
    4:40 am
    I've Never:
    (x) I've Never Been Drunk
    (x) I've Never Smoked Pot
    (x) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Opposite Sex
    ( ) I've Never Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
    (x) I've Never Crashed A Friend's Car
    (x) I've Never Been To Japan
    ( ) Ive Never Been In A Taxi
    ( ) I've Never Been In Love
    ( ) I've Never Been Dumped
    (x) I've Never Done Cocaine
    ( ) I've Never Shoplifted
    (x) I've Never Been Fired
    (x) I've Never Been In A Fist Fight
    (x) I've Never Had Group Intercourse
    ( ) I've Never Snuck Out Of My Parent's House
    ( ) I've Never Been Tied Up
    (x) I've Never Regretted Having Sex With Someone
    (x) I've Never Been Arrested
    (x) I've Never Made Out With A Stranger
    (x) I've Never Stolen Something From My Job
    (x) I've Never Celebrated New Years In Time Square
    (x) I've Never Gone On A Blind Date
    ( ) I've Never Lied To A Friend
    (x) I've Never Had A Crush On A Teacher
    (x) I've Never Celebrated Mardi-Gras In New Orleans
    (x) I've Never Been To Europe
    ( ) I've Never Skipped School
    (x) I've Never Slept With A Co-Worker
    (x) I've Never Cut Myself On Purpose
    (x) I've Never Had Sex At The Office
    (x) I've Never Been Married
    (x) I've Never Been Divorced
    (x) I've Never Had Sex With More Than One Person Within The Same Week
    (x) I've Never Posed Nude
    (x) I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Them
    (x) I've Never Killed Anyone
    (x) I've Never Received Scars From My Sex Partner
    (x) I've Never Thrown Up In A Bar
    (x) I've Never Purposely Set A Part Of Myself On Fire.
    ( ) I've Never Eaten Sushi
    (x) I've Never Been Snowboarding
    (x) I've Never Had Sex At A Friend's House While They Were Throwing A Party
    (x) I've Never Had Sex In A Dressing Room
    ( ) I've Never Flashed Anyone.
    ( ) I've Never Met Anyone From Online.

    ........so wait... wtf have I done?
    I need a life
    4:34 am
    This Just Can't Be Right

    Your English Skills:



    Vocabulary: 100%

    Punctuation: 80%

    Spelling: 80%

    Grammar: 80%



    Clearly there is a mistake
    Wednesday, April 13th, 2005
    11:29 pm
    So Explain This
    Dear West Campus Fresh Food Co,
    Why are your plates and cups bigger, but trays smaller?
    Love, Jef
    P.S. Your food is very good, thanks.
    2:58 am
    Back
    I've been up for 40 hours straight now. OK so this is no record sure, i know. But factor in 500 miles driven 5+ miles walked and a hectic schedule for 2 days, and here i am. Oh the details which i will give soon will be splendid.
    Quick Note: That was the most fags i have ever been around in my life, and in celebration i would like to become straight, almost all of them should die because they are worthless human beings.
    Love
    Sunday, February 27th, 2005
    2:53 am
    Thank You For Making My Life
    So Store 24 is now the same company as Lil' Peach and Tedeshi. And well their orange soda is now TD Select, no longer Store 24 select, but still the same great taste. This means that when im at home a 1 mile trip down the street will yield me, essentially, 24 Select Orange Soda!!
    Wednesday, February 16th, 2005
    3:57 pm
    You scored as Jason Varitek. You are a natural leader and are highly respected by many. You are tough and will duke it out with any purple-lipped princess when it comes to defending your buddies, which makes you a very loyal friend. Oh Captain, my captain!

    </td>

    Jason Varitek

    87%

    Curt Schilling

    80%

    Kevin Millar

    60%

    Mark Bellhorn

    57%

    Theo Epstein

    57%

    David Ortiz

    57%

    Johnny Damon

    47%

    Manny Ramirez

    27%

    Which Red Sox Player Are You?
    Friday, February 11th, 2005
    9:33 pm
    Friday Before Saturday, On The Weekend Of The 12th Of February
    Its been a while, but I've been holding my head up high. A lot has been going on, but nothing has changed. All my new classes are progressing right along. Writing is going pretty well, I haven't had any grades returned to me but I feel like I have a good grasp on what's going on. One big paper was already due and it went pretty smooth, I hope for a B-. Earth Science is pretty basic. No exams yet but I am not at all worried. Physics is a bit of a bitch. I love the material and the class, but I hate the way it is taught. I feel like the professor doesn't explain anything and discussion is just pointless. The TA, who is sexy, just gets up there and writes up all the equations to solve one or two of the homework problems and then we take a really easy group quiz. I have found that I need to teach myself all of the materia, but that isn't always easy. I hope I can pull off a decent grade. Then there is Stats with Lisa. Love the class, Love the professor. Well ok so the class isn't all that great, its easy and uninteresting material, I just enjoy being in the class with Lisa teaching, maybe its a sick obsession.
    OK so that is it for the classes.

    On to the love life, wait I mean lack there of. For privacy concerns I will give the boy of my current interest a nickname, from here on out he will be referred to as....hmmmm. Well lets go with Colin, the name of the 11 year old boy I ran over and was in the trunk of the Duster for years. So "Colin" is this really cool kid I happened to meet, very luckily, at the end of last semester. We have hung out a few times, mostly to watch football, and once to go shopping. He is yet to decide on a team, so I need to be careful of that; more on that later. We talk online a bunch, but nothing too serious. Any sort of interest we show towards eachother comes with a heavily joking overtone. Despite this there does seem to be some interest. We are at the point now where I would certainly consider dating Colin, the only holdup is him. This is perfectly fine with me, I believe taking things slow is the best way to go anyway. I also need to be careful because he is confused. It could make things messy, it is entirely possible that we could go on one real date and he will decide its not for him. Or it could go on a little longer. He may like it, and we get a little more serious, then he is confronted with a proof he can no longer deny and the only way to return to his safe shell is to lose me. I mean I cant help but realize that a 21 year old is still confused, and maybe its on purpose. Maybe he is confused because he doesn't want to know, so if he ever finds out he will try and forget he ever knew. Now don't get me wrong I don't think he is manipulative like that at all or else I would not be talking to him, but I cant let it completely wash from my head. He is, after all, in no way indebted to me. I am just some kid he met and we get along well, it is entirely logical to assume he would leave me in a flash to save his own self image. So ya, I'm trying to weigh the pros and cons and be careful not to get into something too deep without having very many answers. At the same time I don't want to pass up a great opportunity on an awesome guy.

    Love ya fools
    Friday, January 28th, 2005
    11:14 pm
    We have over run your computer!! Oh and that is not all, 529 is now a female room. You should NOT have given us your key and you should not have taken so long with SPED. See what happens when we are bored. But remember, we love you Jef!!

    xoxox
    Kiki and Peaches

    Current Mood: artistic
    Wednesday, January 26th, 2005
    4:40 pm
    What Would You do if...
    I was piss drunk on the floor:
    I cried:
    I said I liked you:
    I kissed you:
    I was hospitalized:
    I ran away from home:
    I got in a fight and you were there:
    I got dumped:
    I pissed you off:


    What Do You Think Of My...
    Personality:
    Eyes:
    Face:
    Hair:
    Clothes:
    Voice:
    Humor:
    Choice of music:
    Mannerisms:
    Family:
    Friends:
    Decisions:


    Would You...
    Be my friend:
    Tell me the truth no matter what:
    Lie to make me feel better:
    Spread rumors about me:
    Keep a secret if I told you one:
    Loan me some cash:
    Hold my hand:
    Take a bullet for me:
    Keep in touch:
    Try and solve my problems:
    Love me:
    makeout with me:
    hold me in times of need:
    Have sex with me:
    Ditch me:
    Use me:
    Date me:
    Rape me:
    Beat me up:
    Wednesday, January 12th, 2005
    9:44 pm
    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg
    The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mind. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
    Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in
    a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the first and last
    ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you
    can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid
    deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
    Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt
    1:19 am
    jennymarie575: so don't tell anyone but I miss boston

    Spoken like a yankee fan
    Thursday, January 6th, 2005
    11:22 pm
    My Friends Love Me
    Proof? Colin wrote me this ditty

    jef be so neat
    a man juz no one can beat

    he started to a fuma'
    when dealing with that puma

    mention the name mariah
    and you think he woulda die-ah

    for someone with an ok toosh
    how could he like that guy bush?

    when driving with him, you feel safe
    and he'll bone anyone who's a waif

    for each bitch of his, he has a special name
    although, they're wicked gay and wicked lame

    nevermind that about jef our stud
    for he makes a funny and likeable bud
    Tuesday, December 28th, 2004
    2:42 am
    Emotions, Deeper Than I've Ever Dreamed Of
    I decided to diagnose myself today, i suffer from Hyper Emotional Displacement Disorder. Im pretty sure i made it up, but its a good name for how i feel. Allow me to explain. I dont show emotions towards other people very often, i do what a lot of people do and just push them aside. I suppose that leaves me with a lot of unfelt emotions stored away somewhere inside me. Now what made me come to this realization; Movies. Every time i watch a movie i think i feel way too much emotion. These days the slightest happy moment in a movie makes me feel so good and proud, and a sad scene literally makes my eyes water, even if its not a particularly emotional scene. It feels odd and i cant control it. So i decided its because i suffer from Hyper Emotional Displacement Disorder. The cure to me seems as though i need someone to love, and be loved by, and share emotions with. This leads to a problem. My emotions grab a hold of the solution and try to plug anyone in to fill this void, so i end up wanting to settle for just about anyone who comes along. Thankfully everyone who has come along just stops talking to me so i havent had to drop my standards, but its worrisome none the less.
    Tuesday, December 21st, 2004
    3:24 pm
    Silly Asians
    In December, the longtime North Korean ambassador to China issued another of his periodic rants in Beijing denouncing the 150-mile-long, 20 foot tall, 45 foot thick, concrete "wall of division" that South Korea built 20 years ago that "artificially bisects" Korea. Despite the description, according to The New York Times and numerous diplomats from many countries who have visited the area, there is no wall there of any kind and never has been.

    Current Music: Five For Fighting - Easy Tonight
    Friday, December 10th, 2004
    2:33 am
    Don't Give Me That Shit
    Anyone who doesn't do this is getting removed from my friends list
    No seriously i mean it.


    1. Who are you?
    2. Are we friends?
    3. When and how did we meet?
    4. How have I affected you?
    5. What do you think of me?
    6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
    7. How long do you think we will be friends?
    8. Do you love me?
    9. Do you have a crush on me?
    10. Would you kiss me?
    11. Would you hug me?
    12. Physically, what stands out?
    13. Emotionally, what stands out?
    14. Do you wish I was cooler?
    15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
    16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
    17. Am I loveable?
    18. How long have you known me?
    19. Describe me in one word.
    20. What was your first impression?
    21. Do you still think that way about me now?
    22. What do you think my weakness is?
    23. Do you think I'll get married?
    24. What makes me happy?
    25. What makes me sad?
    26. What reminds you of me?
    27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
    28. How well do you know me?
    29. When's the last time you saw me?
    30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
    31. Do you think I could kill someone?
    32. Have we ever had sex?
    33. Do you want to have sex with me?
    34. Do you miss me?
    35. Do you think i miss you?
    36. Are you going to put this on your livejournal and see what I say about you?
    Thursday, December 2nd, 2004
    3:09 am
    When you're safe inside your room you tend to dream...
    Of a place where nothings harder than it seems.
    Wednesday, December 1st, 2004
    6:21 pm
    Parody
    Love Muffin is ohh so emo
    Sorry but I ain't never seen an....
    Ass Like That
    Everytime I smell the 4th floor
    It make my peepee go
    Da-Doing Doing Doing




    (ok my current mood is a joke)

    Current Mood: horny
    Current Music: Eminem - Ass Like That
    12:35 am
    I Think This Will Be Fun
    And it'll be nice to look back on when i forget even more than i do now.

    Age: 0-5 [Toddler]
    When were you born?: 7.10.1983
    What was your first word?: mum
    What was your favorite television show?: seseme street
    What was your favorite movie?: The NeverEnding Story
    Do you have any siblings?: mmhmmmm
    If so, give their names and ages: Ronnie-23 Decone-18
    Did you have any pets?: no
    Did you have a best friend? Who?: at 5, no
    Did you have a favorite relative?: Sitty of course
    What is the most memorable moment from these years?: i dont remember much from back then, do you?

    Age: 6-12 [Childhood/Preteen]
    What was the name of your elementary school?: Rose L. MacDonald
    Did you get a boyfriend/girlfriend during any of these years? Who?: Nope.
    What was your favorite year of elementary school? Why?: 3rd Mrs Lopes was great!
    Who was your favorite teacher?: oops i jumped the gen, Mrs Lopes
    Who was your least favorite teacher?: Mrs Wiesenthal..... fuckin jew
    What was the reason for your first detention?: I finished high school without ever having detention...
    Who was your best friend during these years?: Patrick
    What was your favorite television show?: The Weather Channel
    What was your favorite movie?: The NeverEnding Story... still
    What was your favorite song?: Can't Let Go ~ Mariah
    What is the most memorable moment from these years?: New Kids On The Block concert!!

    Age: 13-16 [Teenager]
    What high school did/are/do you go(ing) to?: WeeBee and Southeatern hahahaha
    Who was/is/are your best friend(s)?: Patrick and Kris
    What was/is your favorite class?: Math
    Who was/is your favorite teacher?: Mrs Round and Mrs Cleary
    Who was/is your least favorite teacher?: Mr Gagnee
    Who was/is your boyfriend/girlfriend during these years?: Jen Cote haha
    What was your most prized possession? Why?: Mariah CD's
    Were you ever suspended or expelled? Why? obviously not.
    Were you still a virgin during these years?: Yup
    What was your favorite television show?: The Weather Channel
    What was your favorite movie?: Scream
    What was your favorite song?: Looking In ~ Mariah
    What is the most memorable moment from these years?: Figuring out i was a homo =)

    Age: 17-18 [Young Adult]
    Still going to the aformentioned high school? If not, where?: Coyle and WeeBee for these ages
    Did you get into any major fights with your parents?: Ya
    Did you ever make-up?: Yup
    Who was your best friend(s)?: Patrick and Chris
    Did you have any pets?: Shanel
    What was your favorite class?: Calc
    What was your least favorite class?: French
    Who was your favorite teacher?: Mrs Peckham
    Who was your least favorite teacher?: They were all good those years
    Did you graduate? What year?: Ya 2002
    What was your favorite television show?: The Weather Channel
    What was your favorite movie?: Life As A House
    What was your favorite song?: All I've Ever Wanted
    What is the most memorable memory from these years?: First Kiss

    Age: 18+ [Grown-Up]
    How old are you now?: 21
    Do you miss your childhood?: Some of it
    Do you feel old?: Nope
    Do you now, now that I've asked?: Not at all
    Are you glad that this quiz is over? Why?: It could have been a lot better
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